Mental Challenges Pillows

'He's just messing with your mind.'

Prawn Amend

'I put all the important stuff up there. He likes to know it off the top of his head.'

"Excuse me. Are those the up stairs or the down stairs?"

"I didn't know how to complete a crossword until I filled in all the blanks..."

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

Off Duty.

Tic-tac-toe

"According to my calculations...school starts in exactly 20 days!"

Book store has a book called 'Mind Games,' which is floating magically in the air.

"How am I supposed to trust my gut when it can't even handle a little dairy?"

"Is it me or are the obstacle courses getting harder?"

Discomfort zone.

"And as if that wasn't bad enough. They've discovered that I'm allergic to bandages!"

Don't jump! Just think what it will do to your wife and kids not to mention your career as a motivational speaker!

It's difficult to swim the channel without the benefit of convincing inspiration.

Weight of the world on your shoulders.

"I hate arguing with someone who knows what they're talking about."

'We need more boots on the ground.'

'I think you need to work on your frontal lobes.'

Joe's Bar: Your money back if you think you're man enough!

Winning the race against the Hare did boost my self esteem...'

'My body is a temple. A temple full of fat people.'

'Please do not ask for change.'

'Cheer up, Lenny -- We all have our bad decades.'

"Well which do you think is more likely, your pillow is growing hair or you're losing yours?"

"I think he stood on a nettle."

At the Olympic qualifiers for staring out the window

"You only made it halfway, Barnes. We're looking for someone who is a little tougher."

"With therapy, I've found I don't need it."

Get-Well Cards For Moods

Find the needle in the haystack: $5

Brain Training

Whack-a-nail.

"Why weren't we warned of this in D.A.R.E.?"