Motivational Challenger Gifts

'I touched my toes once -- Believe me, it's overrated.'

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

AI

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

"And do you, Courtney, take this man....Courtney!"

'By the way, no one has ever beaten me and lived to tell about it.'

'I'm sorry, but 'I'll see how I feel on the night' isn't really acceptable.'

'My body is a temple. A temple full of fat people.'

"I'm feeling generous."

'I have an even better idea, Steve -- let's get married without living together!'

I don't like the looks of this next level.

"The orgasms were real. But I faked the kids."

"I said to him eventually, I said marriage is something you're just going to have to do on your own."

"If thinking about sin is as bad as committing it, why not go ahead and commit it?"

'Could this mean that we're finally profitable?'

"What God has joined together let no man put asunder."

"This is doing nothing for my abs."

Careers Advice

'It doesn't contain anything that'll help you find a job.'

Bet You're Chicken!

'To show I'm serious about giving up smoking for new year, I'm going to sign this pledge.'

"I can't get these new codes straight!"

'I'm glad you're enthusiastic and energized by the Monday morning meeting...but you've got to be more of a team player.'

"O.K., leave me, but just remember, if you do I'm coming with you."

"I'm not sure I can make it next week."

Reasons to avoid training no.236 - A leaf on the path.

"Well, I'd say you were exactly the type of employee we're looking for!"

"Why don't you take up a sport,son-like long distance running-away from home...?"

'It's all in how you look at it -- try thinking of yourself as the world's tallest short guy.'

Tiny man and the chained door.

"When life gets too hectic, I just like to stop, smell the roses, and write checks."

Fitness. No, thanks

'Go ahead, rub it in!'

"The therapist helped Jack overcome his fear of commitment."

"Will you manage me?"