Motivational Challengers Mugs

Reasons to avoid training no.236 - A leaf on the path.

'I believe in a 'carrot and stick' approach to motivation. The carrot is not to use the stick.'

'My team likes to see me spring into action.'

"Motivational seminars are too expensive. Just buy stronger coffee."

Dedication to excellence....

The words 'Well done ' take seconds to say, but will be long remembered and appreciated.

The probability of an event occurring is inversely proportional to its desirability.

Peacock of Productivity

'...and, if your idea is so imaginative, innovative and original, why aren't our competitors doing it?'

It was getting harder and harder to stay psyched.

Bee Chess

Book store has a book called 'Mind Games,' which is floating magically in the air.

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

"And do you, Courtney, take this man....Courtney!"

"He just returned from a motivational seminar."

'Getting my children to get out of bed and go to school was hard - So I bought a cattle-prod...'

"Maggots! That's what ya' remind me of! You've gotta want that fish head."

'I'm sorry, but 'I'll see how I feel on the night' isn't really acceptable.'

"I think you need to reboot your carrot."

'...no you can't phone a friend!'

"That's not the motivational reward I had in mind."

'Get me a match! The pilot light in our competitive fire is out!'

"I said to him eventually, I said marriage is something you're just going to have to do on your own."

'I have an even better idea, Steve -- let's get married without living together!'

'It's time once again for the morning motivational roar.'

'I was happier as a caterpillar'

'My body is a temple. A temple full of fat people.'

"The orgasms were real. But I faked the kids."

'I always thought the expression 'the road to success is paved with failure' was just a random saying and not the literal truth...'

Snowman has carrot on stick for motivation.

"What God has joined together let no man put asunder."

'It's 'any little boy CAN grow up to be President ' -- It's not a REQUIREMENT.'

What's STM? Seize the moment!

"Be proud you're an ant...and don't let anyone step on you!"