Motivational Banter Gifts

'Because I CAN'T follow my dreams, dummy!'

'We're just like family. Stop mumbling, Cindy. Straighten up, Fred. Get that hair out of your eyes, Janet...'

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

Gingerbread Business Classes: Think Outside the Fox.

'One more for me an Tiffany, and one more for you and the road.'

Chicken soup for the sole.

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

Hanging off every word...

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

"The Gross National Product and the Gross Domestic Product are doing okay. It's the Gross Domestic Mojo that's going down the toilet."

'I said I wanted to address the manager shortage -- not a short manager!'

'You need to ask yourself, Am I a pecan or a pecan't?'

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

"You're a shark! You're a killer! Nothing can stop you! Now get back in that boardroom and apologize."

You said you wanted to speak to the chairman of Zapco Steel - I've just realised that's me.

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

'Is that the smell of fear? Or is it just Meatloaf Monday in the cafeteria?'

'Even in the mundane tasks, aim for perfection!'

Manager - I don't just manage, I excel!

'When I say jump, Hayes, I don't want you to just ask 'How high?' ... I want you to show me!'

Great training inspires employees: 'I see myself doing you job before too long...'

"Jane is sales, Fred is accounting, and Johnny's song and dance."

"Don't compare yourself kid. I may be a hotshot lawyer but it took me eight lives to get here."

"Oh Gregori! You tell such funny stories!"

"If he didn't live each day like it was his last, he would have lived another 40 years."

"It's not just me, Dad. Amazon.com has never made a cent, either."

'If he applies himself, there's no limit to what he won't be able to accomplish.'

"The thing is, you have to really want to change."

"I love this work-from-home concept. Now I can fire someone without going to the office."

Everything opens up as a new day begins.

'I don't offer any free advice anymore. I am offering a self-help seminar and a motivational coaching program online.'

"Hey Eric. Do you think they're silicone implants?"

"Ambitions. . . To . . . Er. . . Um . . . Become. . . Er. . . Um. . . A. . . Er. . . Um . . . Motivational. . . Er. . . Um. . . Speaker."

'...OK so you've got the herd mentality... now go out tere and be a herd... now move!'