Motivational Art Fan Gifts

Snail Shoes

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Pharaoh Cocoon

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

'What do you suppose he's trying to say?'

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

The Sculptor

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

Bot Art: After Mary Cassatt

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"

AI

Swan in a trenchcoat.

'I only buy art that I can understand.'

'Hey, I used that model once!'

The iPad Players

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

"No it's fine, really. I'm just saying it's not very mysterious."

Warhol Exhibit

'If they don't laugh, we'll say it's art.'

Tracey Emin - Private view.

'I haven't hand colored eggs in years.'

Keep Calm and Cover Your Ass

Art Show - I like this one, it's called 'FT up 90'.

Transformation of Man into Monster.

Wallpaper Bouguet

"Pas de dejeuner sur l'herbe"

"It's taken her years to develop that naive, spontaneous, style."

I don't understand the way kids today express themselves and communicate. I don't understand the way kids today express themselves and communicate.

"Frankly I was expecting something a bit more sophisticated..."

Bau Wau Haus

'Look at this bankbook, Pablo. See how much I've saved for your collage fund.'