Motivational Art Fan Prints

Snail Shoes

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Pharaoh Cocoon

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'What do you suppose he's trying to say?'

The Sculptor

Bot Art: After Mary Cassatt

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"

Swan in a trenchcoat.

AI

'I only buy art that I can understand.'

"No it's fine, really. I'm just saying it's not very mysterious."

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

Warhol Exhibit

'Hey, I used that model once!'

Tracey Emin - Private view.

'If they don't laugh, we'll say it's art.'

'I haven't hand colored eggs in years.'

Wallpaper Bouguet

Transformation of Man into Monster.

"Pas de dejeuner sur l'herbe"

Art Show - I like this one, it's called 'FT up 90'.

"It's taken her years to develop that naive, spontaneous, style."

Keep Calm and Cover Your Ass

"Frankly I was expecting something a bit more sophisticated..."

Bau Wau Haus

'Look at this bankbook, Pablo. See how much I've saved for your collage fund.'

Plane Migration.