Motivation Avoider Pillows

Nethead strip: "Procrastination is the worst kind of sin!!"

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

Go team!

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

"The more coffee I drink, the more these motivational posters make sense."

"It's true: no more burpees."

Stresses Can Have a Motivating Effect...If They Don't Kill You!

"When was the last time you exercised something other than a purchase option?"

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

Think Sign: 'Think' replaced with: 'Blame'.

"Miss Ross, get me a motivational speaker."

Business cartoon about an incentive to complete the paperwork.

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

Dave realised that Clive didn't see problems,only 'challenges to be embraced'.

"That was one of the hardest exams ever. I don't think anybody got a good grade."

The Birth of a Lawsuit

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

The Sky Is The Limit

'I tried running once, but I kept spilling my drink.'

Don't Take No For an Answer

Seeing progression motivates.

Hello-BUNS OF STEEL?

'If God had wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them closer to my hands!'

"Will I still be able to not exercise?"

"Mush on."

'You need to think outside the box.'

'You need more excercize. But I'm drinking as fast as I can.'

Man Walking Towards His Goal.

The trick to losing weight is to eat a small portion and wait 10 minutes. By then your resolve has caught up with your appetite!

'This may be the first day of the rest of my life, but I've decided to wait for the second day.'

Man being fed 'Get up and Go' on a drip.

"I considered riding my bike to work until I realized it involved pedaling and sweat."