Motivation Avoider Pillows

Nethead strip: "Procrastination is the worst kind of sin!!"

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

Go team!

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

"It's true: no more burpees."

"The more coffee I drink, the more these motivational posters make sense."

Stresses Can Have a Motivating Effect...If They Don't Kill You!

"When was the last time you exercised something other than a purchase option?"

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

Think Sign: 'Think' replaced with: 'Blame'.

"Miss Ross, get me a motivational speaker."

Business cartoon about an incentive to complete the paperwork.

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."

Dave realised that Clive didn't see problems,only 'challenges to be embraced'.

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

The Birth of a Lawsuit

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

"That was one of the hardest exams ever. I don't think anybody got a good grade."

The Thinker and the Doer.

"We need to walk."

'I tried running once, but I kept spilling my drink.'

The Sky Is The Limit

'If God had wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them closer to my hands!'

Hello-BUNS OF STEEL?

Seeing progression motivates.

Don't Take No For an Answer

"Will I still be able to not exercise?"

"Mush on."

'You need to think outside the box.'

'You need more excercize. But I'm drinking as fast as I can.'

"I considered riding my bike to work until I realized it involved pedaling and sweat."

The trick to losing weight is to eat a small portion and wait 10 minutes. By then your resolve has caught up with your appetite!

Man being fed 'Get up and Go' on a drip.

'This may be the first day of the rest of my life, but I've decided to wait for the second day.'