Mother's Visit Gifts

"Mom baby!"

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"How can you be out of wings?"

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

City Zoo: Day Care

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

Playing Fetch.

Butterfly Woman

Prize vegetables.

"Just be yourself."

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

'What do you want first - The bad news or the even badder news?'

The Busy Gardener

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

Gender Equality

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

Domestic Superheroes!!

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

At the Museum

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

I like the Jets...I guess

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

"His first out-of-body experience."

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'