Mother's Visit Mugs

"Mom baby!"

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

City Zoo: Day Care

"How can you be out of wings?"

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

Playing Fetch.

Butterfly Woman

'What do you want first - The bad news or the even badder news?'

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

"Just be yourself."

Prize vegetables.

The Busy Gardener

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Gender Equality

Domestic Superheroes!!

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

At the Museum

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

I like the Jets...I guess

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'