Mosquito Memer Gifts

'You should see a doctor. Maybe you have that West Nile thing.'

Text Culture

'City Traders - The Complete Menagerie'

Darren had lost his edge as a 'yes' man...

'We'll be outsourcing Main Street.'

'As you know, medical costs have skyrocketed -- that'll be fifty cents.'

'We're under a lot of time-pressure here, so we'll need to jump to conclusions.'

'It's been a tough quarter, so in lieu of bonuses, you'll all be receiving a DVD of out-takes from our meetings.'

'It was here when Harris decided to 'tweak' things a bit...'

"We're not doing virtual meetings anymore, Stu."

"Does our improvement really need to be so continuous?"

The Web is mightier than the sword.

Now, gentlemen, doesn't the smaller table make these board meetings more cozy?'

'If youth is wasted on youth, I'd just as well spend my time social networking.'

"Are you kids going to behave, or do I have to put my foot down?!"

"Dislocating your jaw yawning during my lecture on work related injuries is NOT a work related injury!"

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'Now, 'ol doc, he'd have wrapped 'er the other way.'

"Well, I guess that old saying really is true: the squeaky wheel gets the grease!"

Priest fighting the Zika mosquito by getting rid of its standing water.

"Poison ivy? No, I said you have a poison IV. Honestly, I have no idea why we keep that stuff right next to the medicine."

Mosquito Test + Taste

"I hope they're not fake commandments!"

"I tweeted yesterday. 'Sleep with your windows open'. It was liked and shared by 2000 mosquitos."

'Norton, couldn't you have taken care of that before the meeting?'

Mosquito 'restaurant' on a person's skin. Waiter asks 'Red or red?'

'I try to be considerate and always sterilize my stinger before biting into a new victim.'

'Twenty six mosquitos and one fish.'

'Thank heaven's there are no cameras around. This would surely go viral.'

'There have been some mutterings that the partnership council is just window dressing...'

'The cross doesn't affect him. Let's try with a Star of David.'