Mosquito Memer Mugs

'You should see a doctor. Maybe you have that West Nile thing.'

No, that's a tourist - I only eat locally grown.

Text Culture

'City Traders - The Complete Menagerie'

'We'll be outsourcing Main Street.'

'As you know, medical costs have skyrocketed -- that'll be fifty cents.'

Darren had lost his edge as a 'yes' man...

'We're under a lot of time-pressure here, so we'll need to jump to conclusions.'

"Any further comments? Alright then, we're adjourned."

'It's been a tough quarter, so in lieu of bonuses, you'll all be receiving a DVD of out-takes from our meetings.'

'It was here when Harris decided to 'tweak' things a bit...'

"We're not doing virtual meetings anymore, Stu."

"Does our improvement really need to be so continuous?"

The Web is mightier than the sword.

Now, gentlemen, doesn't the smaller table make these board meetings more cozy?'

'If youth is wasted on youth, I'd just as well spend my time social networking.'

"Are you kids going to behave, or do I have to put my foot down?!"

"Dislocating your jaw yawning during my lecture on work related injuries is NOT a work related injury!"

Accept cookies?

"Well, I guess that old saying really is true: the squeaky wheel gets the grease!"

'Now, 'ol doc, he'd have wrapped 'er the other way.'

The Evolution of Pop Culture Scapegoats

Priest fighting the Zika mosquito by getting rid of its standing water.

"Poison ivy? No, I said you have a poison IV. Honestly, I have no idea why we keep that stuff right next to the medicine."

Mosquito Test + Taste

"I hope they're not fake commandments!"

"I tweeted yesterday. 'Sleep with your windows open'. It was liked and shared by 2000 mosquitos."

'Norton, couldn't you have taken care of that before the meeting?'

Mosquito 'restaurant' on a person's skin. Waiter asks 'Red or red?'

The Potato Salad Society

'I try to be considerate and always sterilize my stinger before biting into a new victim.'

'Twenty six mosquitos and one fish.'

'Thank heaven's there are no cameras around. This would surely go viral.'

I've spent much less time with other people recently, but my refrigerator and I have never had a closer relationship.

'The cross doesn't affect him. Let's try with a Star of David.'