Morning Schmoozer Gifts

It's time to get up. Call me later and we'll do lunch. The Schmooze Alarm.

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

Bob tried networking – and crashed it.

Mums coffee morning

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

What a Guy! The Tops! - "He likes to make his clients feel important."

There's a VERY SIMPLE EXPLANATION. I snore like an alarm clock and my wife mistook my nose for the snooze button.

'Not today,son-not on Fathers' Day!'

Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning

"Baldo, time to get up! It's the first day of school!"

the Morning Joe team.

'He isn't use to getting up this early.'

"Me, I've quit racing. I was very good at it, but I just couldn't hack the early training sessions..."

Two men jogging past one another trying to get as many words in as possible.

"You're lucky you don't like worms. You get to sleep in."

Hey, it's 5am somewhere, am I right?

'Sorry I'm late, miss. My alarm clock overslept.'

Cats don't like to let the people that they live with have a lie-in.

Chris Evans

"And then it hit me: I got up early for THIS? A slimy, cold worm? I HATE worms!"

"Don't you dare touch that snooze button!"

'Fantastic meeting! . . . Just fantastic. Why don't I have my weasels call your weasels.'

'Retirement is great, I don't have to do the early morning milking anymore: I can finally sleep in!'

'I wouldn't say he walks the walk, but he does crawl the crawl.'

'I want you to meet a Corporate Chieftan who's fall of himself.'

'I'm having difficulty dragging my butt out of bed each morning.'

"It's Monday."

Cow sneezes milk at breakfast.

'We need more change around here, so I put your coffee in a tea cup and my tea in a coffee mug.'

'They say breakfast is the most important meal of the day, but I say it's lunch. If it were the other way around, I'd be dead by now, since I've been sleeping through breakfast for years.'

'I have a retirement plan... I'm going to get up every morning around 11am... hen make some cocktails... then, a nap...'

Of all the days to sleep in!