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"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

Bob tried networking – and crashed it.

Mums coffee morning

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

There's a VERY SIMPLE EXPLANATION. I snore like an alarm clock and my wife mistook my nose for the snooze button.

What a Guy! The Tops! - "He likes to make his clients feel important."

Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning

'Not today,son-not on Fathers' Day!'

"You're lucky you don't like worms. You get to sleep in."

Two men jogging past one another trying to get as many words in as possible.

"Baldo, time to get up! It's the first day of school!"

'He isn't use to getting up this early.'

"Me, I've quit racing. I was very good at it, but I just couldn't hack the early training sessions..."

"And then it hit me: I got up early for THIS? A slimy, cold worm? I HATE worms!"

'Sorry I'm late, miss. My alarm clock overslept.'

"Don't you dare touch that snooze button!"

Chris Evans

Cats don't like to let the people that they live with have a lie-in.

'Fantastic meeting! . . . Just fantastic. Why don't I have my weasels call your weasels.'

'Retirement is great, I don't have to do the early morning milking anymore: I can finally sleep in!'

'I want you to meet a Corporate Chieftan who's fall of himself.'

'I wouldn't say he walks the walk, but he does crawl the crawl.'

'I'm having difficulty dragging my butt out of bed each morning.'

'We need more change around here, so I put your coffee in a tea cup and my tea in a coffee mug.'

"It's Monday."

'They say breakfast is the most important meal of the day, but I say it's lunch. If it were the other way around, I'd be dead by now, since I've been sleeping through breakfast for years.'

'I have a retirement plan... I'm going to get up every morning around 11am... hen make some cocktails... then, a nap...'