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Off to work.

Rapunzel in the Morning

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

So Far So Good

Running Latte

Big Newspaper Delivery

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

Mom bought the wrong flakes

"He can't be disturbed right now. He's in a meeting with his first cup of coffee."

'Oh flips! I've forgot me anvil again!'

"We'd better get over there. The morning coffee scrum has already started."

'The hardest part of this running routine is exercising the will power to do it.'

' 'cock-a-doodle-doo' out of whack!'

'Wednesday wave.'

"Oh, he's a darling alright: he gets up early every spring and gets me a freshly brewed coffee for when I wake up...

Three witches standing around a carafe in a coffee machine, waiting for it to fill

'We usually have some trouble getting organized the first day of school.'

"This computer uses artificial intelligence to think like a human being...so it needs coffee in the morning to get it going!"

"Our breakfast burrito is just like our lunch burrito, except it contains 876 mgs of caffeine."

Colby's reflection forgets to set his alarm.

'Since we were first married, I vowed I'd never let Jim see me slopping around in the mornings with my hair in curlers!'

The reality of Arabian nights: 'Well, morning comes early, and you've got an awful lot of camels to milk.'

Morning Routine

Rooster writes out 'Things to cock-a-doodle-do.'

"He's like a Bill Gates without a Microsoft."

"Here you are darling...breakfast in bed"

"He definitely wants to go out."

"I kind of miss that morning newspaper you used to hold in front of your face."

Psst, sir. Want an extra kick with your morning coffee? Sure, like more caffeine? Like a little wake-up. Huh? The top 10% of American families get nearly 70% of all income, compared to 1980 when they got a third. I'm talkin' 'bout the income gap! Not bad. Does this come with chocolate syrup.

It's ok to be a morning person, Ron, just not all day long.

"Say when."

"Grrr."

On frigid mornings I go to my car, turn the heated seat up to high, then head out for a freshly-baked cinnamon roll. Ah, warm buns!