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Off to work.

Rapunzel in the Morning

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

Big Newspaper Delivery

So Far So Good

Running Latte

Mom bought the wrong flakes

"He can't be disturbed right now. He's in a meeting with his first cup of coffee."

'Oh flips! I've forgot me anvil again!'

'The hardest part of this running routine is exercising the will power to do it.'

'Wednesday wave.'

Three witches standing around a carafe in a coffee machine, waiting for it to fill

"Oh, he's a darling alright: he gets up early every spring and gets me a freshly brewed coffee for when I wake up...

"Our breakfast burrito is just like our lunch burrito, except it contains 876 mgs of caffeine."

' 'cock-a-doodle-doo' out of whack!'

"This computer uses artificial intelligence to think like a human being...so it needs coffee in the morning to get it going!"

'We usually have some trouble getting organized the first day of school.'

"He's like a Bill Gates without a Microsoft."

"Here you are darling...breakfast in bed"

Morning Routine

'Since we were first married, I vowed I'd never let Jim see me slopping around in the mornings with my hair in curlers!'

The reality of Arabian nights: 'Well, morning comes early, and you've got an awful lot of camels to milk.'

Rooster writes out 'Things to cock-a-doodle-do.'

"I kind of miss that morning newspaper you used to hold in front of your face."

"He definitely wants to go out."

Colby's reflection forgets to set his alarm.

"Say when."

"Grrr."

"Just so you know, this is not my usual coffee cup size."