Morning Rider T-Shirts

"I ride my bike every morning without Fail."

Skipping Horse

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Rapunzel in the Morning

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

French Early Bird

"Great coffee, Carole."

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

Alarmistclock

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

Big Newspaper Delivery

"Lemme guess: You're struggling with the French press again."

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

Running Latte

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

Waking Up With Rooster.

"It's time to wake up!"

"Are those my slippers?!"

"I AM following doctor's orders. He told me to cut back to one cup a day...right?!"

"This is their 'Working Mother of Four' coffee special. They must know what I go through."

Mom bought the wrong flakes

Early Morning Roll Call.

'Are you sure it's non-drowsy? I cannot afford to oversleep...'

"What better way to start your day than to eat and pray before we play!"

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

"It's pumpin spice latte season - I feel it in the air."

"Give us a minute, honey."

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"