Morning Messengers Gifts

'I'll call you back... when do you people eat breakfast?'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Rapunzel in the Morning

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

Bird Tweet.

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

Ruddy bloggers!

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

Alarmistclock

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

Mums coffee morning

"This is their 'Working Mother of Four' coffee special. They must know what I go through."

"I AM following doctor's orders. He told me to cut back to one cup a day...right?!"

"It's time to wake up!"

'Are you sure it's non-drowsy? I cannot afford to oversleep...'

Early Morning Roll Call.

Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning

"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

Rooster

'But you distinctly said working breakfast.'

"That's not the morning paper, Storm. That's a subpoena."

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

"I have to get up for school early and my alarm clock is broken."

'EXIT -Next Exit.'

Mans breakfast makes a 'Snap, crackle, pop' sound. He hears his dog's food making a 'Woof, growl, yelp' sound.

'Normally, I enjoy a morning when the birds are singing.'

Room service.

'Oh flips! I've forgot me anvil again!'

I realize I'm scarier in the middle of the night, but I was always such a morning person.

'Don't worry, have a nice holiday, I'll cover for you: Once cockadoodledoo at sunrise, any idiot can do that!'

Just Because it's Tuesday