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'I'll call you back... when do you people eat breakfast?'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Rapunzel in the Morning

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

Ruddy bloggers!

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

Alarmistclock

"This is their 'Working Mother of Four' coffee special. They must know what I go through."

"It's time to wake up!"

Mums coffee morning

"I AM following doctor's orders. He told me to cut back to one cup a day...right?!"

'Are you sure it's non-drowsy? I cannot afford to oversleep...'

Early Morning Roll Call.

'But you distinctly said working breakfast.'

Rooster

Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning

"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

"That's not the morning paper, Storm. That's a subpoena."

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

'EXIT -Next Exit.'

"I have to get up for school early and my alarm clock is broken."

Mans breakfast makes a 'Snap, crackle, pop' sound. He hears his dog's food making a 'Woof, growl, yelp' sound.

Room service.

'Oh flips! I've forgot me anvil again!'

"I not only have to wake up the cows, I have to wake up the rooster."

Just Because it's Tuesday

'I like waking to music!'

'Normally, I enjoy a morning when the birds are singing.'