Morbid Dessert Connoisseur T-Shirts

"And for dessert we offer death by chocolate, after life sponge, or the damned for eternity tart."

Any time is cake o'clock

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Can I give you a slice of the action?

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

Ice Cream Dreams.

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"I am so attracted to you right now."

Thou Shalt Not!

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

"Prepare to meet your maker."

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

Shark infested custard!

Pie Filling Reader

"Lemon 'merengue' pies"

"And for dessert, I'd like the mice pudding."

'Shortly you will be running for your life. I wouldn't order dessert.'

"I say we move on to dessert."

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

Mouse with a cat cake.

"The mint on the pillow was nice, but I'd prefer a chocolate fudge brownie."

Mom's Diner/Mom's Desserts

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

"You order the raspberry danish?"

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

'The doctor told me to introduce more greens into my diet.'

"Cut down on the custard pies."