Morbid Dessert Connoisseur Mugs

"And for dessert we offer death by chocolate, after life sponge, or the damned for eternity tart."

Any time is cake o'clock

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

Can I give you a slice of the action?

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

"I am so attracted to you right now."

Ice Cream Dreams.

Thou Shalt Not!

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

"Lemon 'merengue' pies"

Pie Filling Reader

Shark infested custard!

"And for dessert, I'd like the mice pudding."

'Shortly you will be running for your life. I wouldn't order dessert.'

"Prepare to meet your maker."

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

"I say we move on to dessert."

Mouse with a cat cake.

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

"The mint on the pillow was nice, but I'd prefer a chocolate fudge brownie."

"You order the raspberry danish?"

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

'The doctor told me to introduce more greens into my diet.'

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

"Cut down on the custard pies."

Parisian man eating pastries