Morality Mindful Gifts

Ethics exam cheater.

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

'It was at this point that the executive group began its hatha flow retreats.'

'What I lack in cognitive flexibility, I make up for in moral flexibility.'

"Maybe this isn't the right heartless monolithic corporation for you."

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

Nun Binning the Devil

"It's my conscience... It's all achy"

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

"Hello Mr. Wibley. I haven't seen you in church lately!"

'We're able to cut back on legal fees by being more ethical.'

A happy poor man is given money by a rich man and is no longer happy.

"You're six years old and I'm your mother! - I'm SUPPOSED to impose my moral standards on you!"

"Facebook VP — you'll be in Circle No. 4."

"So, while extortion, racketeering, and murder may be bad acts, they don't make you a bad person."

'What you're asking me to do goes against my principles. I'll have to charge extra for that.'

Mass Confucian

"You boys who have to take your medications with food, now's the time."

"What do you mean, 'There can be no ethics without fear of God'?! Look at me - all ethical and shit!"

Bothers my conscience a little bit/May keep me up for a night or two/Am I really stooping this low?

Moral Fruit and Fiber Cereal

'Is there anyway that I could specialize in corporate law and still be one of the good guys.'

The Little Engine that Faced a Tough Moral Dilemma.

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

'Assuming moral absolutes - good dog.'

"We share values, … which is why neither of us has a full set."

'Do you have any preexisting conditions, like sloth, gluttony, pride, lust...'

Devil vs Angel Duel.

"Death is bad" - Confucius as a child.

"Look kid, you can't blame everything you do on me."

"It's a new tally board I've been using. For every random act of kindness I perform, I allow myself three really spiteful acts of nastiness!"

"I forgot my password, so I created a new one. Then, I forgot that one, so I created a new one. Maybe you were right. I should write them down."