Morality Mindful Mugs

This Is What Moral Corruption Looks Like

Ethics exam cheater.

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

'It was at this point that the executive group began its hatha flow retreats.'

'What I lack in cognitive flexibility, I make up for in moral flexibility.'

"Maybe this isn't the right heartless monolithic corporation for you."

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

Nun Binning the Devil

"It's my conscience... It's all achy"

"Hello Mr. Wibley. I haven't seen you in church lately!"

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

'Yeah, year, I get the moral of the story, but what are the legal ramifications?'

'We're able to cut back on legal fees by being more ethical.'

A happy poor man is given money by a rich man and is no longer happy.

"You're six years old and I'm your mother! - I'm SUPPOSED to impose my moral standards on you!"

"Facebook VP — you'll be in Circle No. 4."

"So, while extortion, racketeering, and murder may be bad acts, they don't make you a bad person."

'What you're asking me to do goes against my principles. I'll have to charge extra for that.'

Mass Confucian

"What do you mean, 'There can be no ethics without fear of God'?! Look at me - all ethical and shit!"

"You boys who have to take your medications with food, now's the time."

Bothers my conscience a little bit/May keep me up for a night or two/Am I really stooping this low?

Moral Fruit and Fiber Cereal

'Is there anyway that I could specialize in corporate law and still be one of the good guys.'

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

The Little Engine that Faced a Tough Moral Dilemma.

"We share values, … which is why neither of us has a full set."

'Assuming moral absolutes - good dog.'

Say It Ain't So, Ho

'Do you have any preexisting conditions, like sloth, gluttony, pride, lust...'

Devil vs Angel Duel.

"Look kid, you can't blame everything you do on me."

"Let me quote a few home truths to you."

"Death is bad" - Confucius as a child.