Morality Contemplator Mugs

'There's only one honest way to make money.'

"Call me?"

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

'What I lack in cognitive flexibility, I make up for in moral flexibility.'

"Whenever it comes, Glenda, my death will be untimely."

'As we all know, the appearance of honesty is the best policy....'

"I let go of all my earthly attachments, but there's one I can't seem to shake."

"Facebook VP — you'll be in Circle No. 4."

"I love it, the chief loves it, the client loves it, but the gods don't love it."

'What I especially like about being a philosopher-scientist is that I don't have to get my hands dirty.'

"I'm afraid it's 'I do' ... not 'Undo'."

Beware of a first kiss that speaks volumes.

"So, all this talk about appealing to our better angels..."

'Is there anyway that I could specialize in corporate law and still be one of the good guys.'

'I imagine you were pretty nervous addressing an army of experts.'

Hunter haunted by Bunnies.

"I give and I give but all they see is take."

"I forget - are we a species that mates for life?"

"Don't go there."

Devil vs Angel Duel.

"I don't want a divorce, but I would like a gap year."

Echoes - 'Hellooooo'.

'You're sweet, Rodney -- I'll put you on my short list.'

Alcohol 'Nector of the Gods' 'Devils Brew!'

'When do you last remember having your soul?'

'It doesn't matter whether they're victimless or not!'

"Ya know, with football, hockey and basketball seasons over, maybe it’s time to set the date."

"How much worse?"

Conscience. An angel and the devil standing on a person's shoulders. With the devil playing dirty, as you'd expect.

'We've brought you up to be casually dishonest - you're old enough now to formalise the habit.'

Why so sad? All my friends are divorced and I'm not even married!

'Before we start, has everyone shed their moral baggage?'

"Yeah, you're right, these can cause long term health issues. But trust me, for you that's not gonna be a problem."