Morality Contemplator Prints

'There's only one honest way to make money.'

"Call me?"

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

This Is What Moral Corruption Looks Like

'What I lack in cognitive flexibility, I make up for in moral flexibility.'

"Whenever it comes, Glenda, my death will be untimely."

'As we all know, the appearance of honesty is the best policy....'

"I let go of all my earthly attachments, but there's one I can't seem to shake."

"I love it, the chief loves it, the client loves it, but the gods don't love it."

"Facebook VP — you'll be in Circle No. 4."

'What I especially like about being a philosopher-scientist is that I don't have to get my hands dirty.'

Beware of a first kiss that speaks volumes.

"So, all this talk about appealing to our better angels..."

"I'm afraid it's 'I do' ... not 'Undo'."

'Is there anyway that I could specialize in corporate law and still be one of the good guys.'

'I imagine you were pretty nervous addressing an army of experts.'

Hunter haunted by Bunnies.

"I forget - are we a species that mates for life?"

"I give and I give but all they see is take."

"Don't go there."

Devil vs Angel Duel.

"I don't want a divorce, but I would like a gap year."

Echoes - 'Hellooooo'.

'You're sweet, Rodney -- I'll put you on my short list.'

'When do you last remember having your soul?'

"Ya know, with football, hockey and basketball seasons over, maybe it’s time to set the date."

Alcohol 'Nector of the Gods' 'Devils Brew!'

"How much worse?"

Whenever I let my conscience be my guide, I get picked up for vagrancy.

'It doesn't matter whether they're victimless or not!'

Conscience. An angel and the devil standing on a person's shoulders. With the devil playing dirty, as you'd expect.

'We've brought you up to be casually dishonest - you're old enough now to formalise the habit.'

Do what you can and hope a higher power will do what you can't.

Why so sad? All my friends are divorced and I'm not even married!