Morality Ponderers Prints

'What I lack in cognitive flexibility, I make up for in moral flexibility.'

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

"Call me?"

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"I'm learning to live with existence."

Ten Commandments

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

The Price of Freedom

'As I recall you were the one who told him that he couldn't take it with him.'

"If anything else, it beats bending over!"

"Isn't it true that the prosecution offered you a bone to testify?"

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

"Great, now we're lost."

"Imagine There's No Heaven. It's Easy If You Try..."

Newton Discovers Surrealism.

'As we all know, the appearance of honesty is the best policy....'

Off to a bad start.

"I love it, the chief loves it, the client loves it, but the gods don't love it."

"Well, once you get your PhD on 'The Return of the Repressed in Early Jacobean Drama', then we;ll discuss how disappointed you are."

Surgical Self-Service

"Facebook VP — you'll be in Circle No. 4."

Corruption trial in the Vatican

The Mother Of Damocles

30% Heredity, 70% Environment

"Well, this must be as big as I'm supposed to get."

Biblical Jewish Medical Ethics

"I may have waffled, but I never lip-synched."

'I don't have a single appointment between 1:30 and 2. Do you want me questioning the meaning of my existence?'

Two books. One liberates the mind, and appears to fly. The other entraps the mind, and appears as a snare trap

"Well, son, in a way, I suppose Jesus was a trust-fund baby."

"You're in luck! Business ethics is a grey area, we're sending you back!"

"Eve, do you realize that neither you nor I ever had a childhood?"

"What's your question for 'Ask Sadie'?" "My mom's in a nursing home. I think someone's stealing her jewelry." "What's the matter, you're afraid someone is stealing your inheritance?" "Simple solution: Send your mother to Japan, where their entire culture reveres the elderly." "Sayonara, grandma!!!" "Are you sure that's not just a stereotype?" "Who cares?!"

"The arc of the moral universe."