Moral Skeptics Gifts

'These are fine, but what's in it for me?'

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

Ethics exam cheater.

'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

"Eat my dust!"

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

Marriage least expected to last...

Slavery Reparations

'Is that 'forsaking all others' bit compulsory?'

My mother says the bible is full of good people, like Moses, who brought kindness to the world. That alone makes it a worthy basis for morality in today's world. Moses, Numbers 31:9-18(NIV), look it up.

"Mr. McMurdo has been called 'guilty as the day is long.' And yet, do not biblical scholars tell us a day can mean many things?"

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

Caption Contest TK

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

'You're in luck. Business ethics is a gray area.'

'What I lack in cognitive flexibility, I make up for in moral flexibility.'

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

'As we all know, the appearance of honesty is the best policy....'

'Now you see, that's EXACTLY what we should try to avoid here.'

'This business about the meek inheriting the Earth -- can't anything be done about it?'

"Is that legal? Can the old man force me to take a performance-enhancing drug."

"They have oat fiber, wheat fiber, and rice fiber, but no moral fiber."

"It's my conscience... It's all achy"

'I chose here since heaven won't allow you to take your bonus and golden parachute with you.'

Recruitment of excutives at 'Wynem, Dynem & Dunkem, Inc.'.

'Yep, that does sound like an ethical dilemma, Phil. But relax... it's only a problem if you have a conscience.' 'That's just it! I think I do!!' 'Don't worry, I won't tell a soul.'

Ethics ethics.