Moral Guide Seeker Pillows

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

'How much stuff can I get away with and still go to heaven?'

"I became a mentor because I needed more direction in life."

A push in the right direction: 50c.

'I guess you've noticed that most of these trespasses are reruns.'

'Idealist'

'I don't care if you are the CEO of a large oil company, you can't claim your soul as a business loss.'

'I look only for the good in everyone...but I only ever find it in myself.'

'Don't look upon me as a priest, look upon me as your personal 'After Life Coach.''

"Seminary didn't prepare me for this."

Tonight's topic Ethical behavior. Personally, I let my conscience by my guide, but I do the driving!

"On the one hand, we'll burn in hell; on the other, that's a lot of money."

'Astonishing! I just used a compass to follow the moral course of our company!'

"Everything I know about being human I learned from animals."

'It's tough doing what's right when you see what's left.'

Bothers my conscience a little bit/May keep me up for a night or two/Am I really stooping this low?

Fortune teller: 'If you want a second opinion, my sister reads tarot cards.'

"I try to follow my conscience, but by early afternoon it's usually lost me."

"So, all this talk about appealing to our better angels..."

The tortoise and the hare - Aesop's fables.

"We share values, … which is why neither of us has a full set."

“What we have here is an old moral compass. How did it come into your possession?”

Kid reader to librarian about 'Parenting' book: 'This didn't tell me anything about how to deal with parents.'

"It saddens me to think that so many of my customers are going to hell."

'We were kind of hoping to let our CONSCIENCE be our guide.'

"Okay, once again. I'm your pastor, not your 'guru'."

"Say – where the hell did that come from?"

"Are you listening to those bloody influencers again?"

Man sees tail of the devil enter elevator.

"I'm having an ethical dilemma. I'm trying to decide whether to have some."

"Higgins, we need to have a little talk."

"Miss Dugan, will you send someone in here who can distinguish right from wrong?"

"He knows what you did in Las Vegas."

"I want you to prepare a business ethics presentation. If you don't have the time steal it off the internet."

The Tortoise and the Hare