Moral Story Seeker Pillows

"It was just an anecdote we told this Aesop guy! We didn't imagine he would write about it and that the story would go viral!"

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."

'I'm not being punished! I'm reading because I happen to enjoy reading!'

Blue Stockings

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.

Addicted to reading

Downloads.

'How much stuff can I get away with and still go to heaven?'

'How's this new concept? Instead of a gunfight, the hero overpowers the villian with a heartfelt homily on the sanctity of family values.'

Kid to boy in library: 'Oh, we came at the busiest part of the day ... it's a reading frenzy.'

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

Homage to Hans Christian Andersen

Freedom of the press

'It's very fast-paced. The book was over before I could finish reading it.'

Technology and literature

'I suppose that's where things get ironed out.'

Book Lovers in Richmond

Trueman Dewayne Lafayette: collector of the imaginary,

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

'I guess you've noticed that most of these trespasses are reruns.'

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

Diet Books: Fiction/Non-Fiction

'Idealist'

"They called me Dumbo. A memoir of redemption."

About the potter.