Moral Stories Pillows

The boy whose hair was on fire about some kind of wolf thing

"Let he who is without sin cast the first stone."

"It's not my fault I got the Ten Commandments and the Seven Deadly Sins mixed up!"

Ethics exam cheater.

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

'How much stuff can I get away with and still go to heaven?'

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

Great training inspires employees: 'I see myself doing you job before too long...'

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

"It's my conscience... It's all achy"

"You're six years old and I'm your mother! - I'm SUPPOSED to impose my moral standards on you!"

A happy poor man is given money by a rich man and is no longer happy.

Moses and the Three Wise Monkeys

'What you're asking me to do goes against my principles. I'll have to charge extra for that.'

'It's tough doing what's right when you see what's left.'

Bothers my conscience a little bit/May keep me up for a night or two/Am I really stooping this low?

Trump Bible photo op

"What do you mean, 'There can be no ethics without fear of God'?! Look at me - all ethical and shit!"

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

The tortoise and the hare - Aesop's fables.

'Hell's Kitchen/God's Pantry'

"We share values, … which is why neither of us has a full set."

'Mr.Shumway here is our visiting ethicist.'

Aesop's Fables - The Lion and the Mouse

"Go ahead. Don't think of it as plagiarism, think of it as an homage."

'Do you have any preexisting conditions, like sloth, gluttony, pride, lust...'

Devil vs Angel Duel.

Aesop's Fables - Dog and His Own Reflection

"Quit whimpering."

"It's a new tally board I've been using. For every random act of kindness I perform, I allow myself three really spiteful acts of nastiness!"

Good V Evil.

GOLDEN RULE: 'High moral fiber cereal,'

"Remember, theres a right way to do things and there's your father's way."

'My father will kill me. I'm pregnant... we'll have to run away.'

Asap's Fables.