Moral Lessons Pillows

Aesop's Fables - The Lion and the Mouse

Ethics exam cheater.

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

'How much stuff can I get away with and still go to heaven?'

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

"I learned one thing today. Attitude trumps aptitude!"

"Well, I'm just saying, buying me a cheap used car for graduation is not going to teach me responsibility."

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

Nun Binning the Devil

"It's my conscience... It's all achy"

'It's time you learned, son - in-laws and outlaws aren't necessarily opposites.'

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

"Hello Mr. Wibley. I haven't seen you in church lately!"

A happy poor man is given money by a rich man and is no longer happy.

"You're six years old and I'm your mother! - I'm SUPPOSED to impose my moral standards on you!"

Ready for the curves life throws at you.

"Baldo, credit cards are a terrible idea! Take it from someone who has 10 of 'em."

"Do you know the biggest thing I've learned in my thirty nine years?"

"Boy, the Reverend sure has your number."

Moses and the Three Wise Monkeys

'What you're asking me to do goes against my principles. I'll have to charge extra for that.'

'It's tough doing what's right when you see what's left.'

Bothers my conscience a little bit/May keep me up for a night or two/Am I really stooping this low?

"What do you mean, 'There can be no ethics without fear of God'?! Look at me - all ethical and shit!"

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

The tortoise and the hare - Aesop's fables.

'Hell's Kitchen/God's Pantry'

'It's just that simple. So act now and start barking up the 'right' tree.'