Moral Education Pillows

"Well, sure I'd like to instill the values of hard work and discipline, but that takes hard work and discipline."

Ethics exam cheater.

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

"Unfortunately, what you downloaded from the net is a ten-year-old paper I once wrote for my college boyfriend!"

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

'Idealist'

"It's my conscience... It's all achy"

"You're six years old and I'm your mother! - I'm SUPPOSED to impose my moral standards on you!"

A happy poor man is given money by a rich man and is no longer happy.

"Boy, the Reverend sure has your number."

'Making virtue its own reward isn't EITHER a cop-out!'

"C’mon, Sara. Like you wouldn’t consider – even for a second – accepting an iPhone from the devil."

"So, while extortion, racketeering, and murder may be bad acts, they don't make you a bad person."

'What you're asking me to do goes against my principles. I'll have to charge extra for that.'

Clerical Training Course - 'Gentlemen, we are here to practise what we preach.'

'It's tough doing what's right when you see what's left.'

Decisions a Pope makes

The tortoise and hare

Moral Fruit and Fiber Cereal

"What do you mean, 'There can be no ethics without fear of God'?! Look at me - all ethical and shit!"

Trump Bible photo op

Bothers my conscience a little bit/May keep me up for a night or two/Am I really stooping this low?

The Little Engine that Faced a Tough Moral Dilemma.

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

"We share values, … which is why neither of us has a full set."

Aesop's Fables - The Lion and the Mouse

'Assuming moral absolutes - good dog.'

"You should do a sermon on the dangers of stupidity."

'Do you have any preexisting conditions, like sloth, gluttony, pride, lust...'

Devil vs Angel Duel.

"Look kid, you can't blame everything you do on me."

"It's a new tally board I've been using. For every random act of kindness I perform, I allow myself three really spiteful acts of nastiness!"

"Quit whimpering."

Diogenes: 'I found an honest man once, and he reported me for vagrancy.'

"Don't be discouraged. Do it over, monitor the results...write your paper."