Moral Education Moment Pillows

'It's tough doing what's right when you see what's left.'

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

"Look, son, real estate."

"I think it's wrong to hunt them when they're in a house of worship."

Nun Binning the Devil

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

"Hello Mr. Wibley. I haven't seen you in church lately!"

Clerical Training Course - 'Gentlemen, we are here to practise what we preach.'

Always let you conscience be your guide. I let my conscience be my guide, but it's non-binding.

Vicar and Devil at the Pulpit

Sunday Sermon: Let he who has not sinned cast the first blog.

'Mr.Shumway here is our visiting ethicist.'

Say It Ain't So, Ho

Aesop's Fables - The Lion and the Mouse

"Well, sure I'd like to instill the values of hard work and discipline, but that takes hard work and discipline."

'Take your cartoons serious son, remember, laughter is a serious business.'

Aesop's Fables - Dog and His Own Reflection

"Quit whimpering."

The Man sits with 2 devils on his shoulders.

"Let me quote a few home truths to you."

"Don't be discouraged. Do it over, monitor the results...write your paper."

"Perhaps He Was Too Close To The Situation, But Aesop Failed To See Any Goddamned Moral To The Story Of The Goddamned Birds Eating His Goddamned Tomatoes Again . . ."

'It wasn't the proverbial cookie jar, Sir. It was just the real cookie jar.'

Asap's Fables.

Pastor Has Hunting Trophy of Satan

The Tortoise and the Hare

'Mummy said let it drop,there's a good boy..'

"I don't care what your teachers taught you about moral relativism. In my world there's naughty and there's nice."

'My father will kill me. I'm pregnant... we'll have to run away.'

Hell's Ethics

"I cannot tell a lie. But I'll bet you can."

A marine adaptation of the tortoise and the hare: the porpoise and the frog.

"Let he who is without sin cast the first stone."