Moral Education Moment Mugs

'It's tough doing what's right when you see what's left.'

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

"Look, son, real estate."

"I think it's wrong to hunt them when they're in a house of worship."

Nun Binning the Devil

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

"Hello Mr. Wibley. I haven't seen you in church lately!"

Clerical Training Course - 'Gentlemen, we are here to practise what we preach.'

Aesop's Fables - The Lion and the Mouse

'Mr.Shumway here is our visiting ethicist.'

Sunday Sermon: Let he who has not sinned cast the first blog.

Vicar and Devil at the Pulpit

"Well, sure I'd like to instill the values of hard work and discipline, but that takes hard work and discipline."

'Take your cartoons serious son, remember, laughter is a serious business.'

Aesop's Fables - Dog and His Own Reflection

"Let me quote a few home truths to you."

"Don't be discouraged. Do it over, monitor the results...write your paper."

"Quit whimpering."

"Perhaps He Was Too Close To The Situation, But Aesop Failed To See Any Goddamned Moral To The Story Of The Goddamned Birds Eating His Goddamned Tomatoes Again . . ."

Pastor Has Hunting Trophy of Satan

Hell's Ethics

'My father will kill me. I'm pregnant... we'll have to run away.'

'Mummy said let it drop,there's a good boy..'

The Tortoise and the Hare

'It wasn't the proverbial cookie jar, Sir. It was just the real cookie jar.'

"I don't care what your teachers taught you about moral relativism. In my world there's naughty and there's nice."

Asap's Fables.

A marine adaptation of the tortoise and the hare: the porpoise and the frog.

The boy whose hair was on fire about some kind of wolf thing

"Vocabulary lesson. Billy Corey taught me the meaning of the word trouble."