Moral Tales Pillows

Aesop's Fables - Dog and His Own Reflection

Ethics exam cheater.

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

Noah's Ark Book Shop has two doggie doors.

"It's my conscience... It's all achy"

"You're six years old and I'm your mother! - I'm SUPPOSED to impose my moral standards on you!"

A happy poor man is given money by a rich man and is no longer happy.

Moses and the Three Wise Monkeys

Crisis of values

The Mother Of Damocles

'What you're asking me to do goes against my principles. I'll have to charge extra for that.'

'If straw and sticks don't appeal, I do have something in brick that might interest you.'

Bothers my conscience a little bit/May keep me up for a night or two/Am I really stooping this low?

"What do you mean, 'There can be no ethics without fear of God'?! Look at me - all ethical and shit!"

"Sure I know right from wrong. Right is what Mom tell's us to do."

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

'That sure was a disaster of a first date!'

The tortoise and the hare - Aesop's fables.

'Hell's Kitchen/God's Pantry'

'Mr.Shumway here is our visiting ethicist.'

Aesop's Fables - The Lion and the Mouse

"We share values, … which is why neither of us has a full set."

"Go ahead. Don't think of it as plagiarism, think of it as an homage."

'Sorry, but we already know who we're going to hire for our new ethics director. We just posted the job for show.'

'Do you have any preexisting conditions, like sloth, gluttony, pride, lust...'

Devil vs Angel Duel.

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice and the Red Queen.

'At least I'm not accused of being envious, lustful, greedy, prideful, gluttonous or wrathful.'