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"Remember, Jackson, them revenuers don't figure us to be pragmatists."

A Good Batch.

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

Did you ever get that feeling in the moonlight?

Questions

"Well, who's stupid idea was it to honeymoon on Moonlight bay?!"

NASA, 'I thought YOU were bringing a can opener!'

"Did the cow that jumped over the moon have NASA funding?"

'This should succeed...it's not aimed at anything.'

Romantic Moon

"Hello moon, the sun sends his regards."

Hellbillies.

Elephants are finding it increasingly difficult to find unspoiled places.

The First Man to Ride the Moon

"I agree teachers are underpaid, however...."

'Give it a rest, Howard. The company will survive for a few days without your shoeshine stand.'

Pentagon Science Contest: 'Captain Eddie helped you with this, didn't he...As long as this secret doesn't fall into the hands of the military.'

"What am I doing? I'm just trying to calculate how big a trampoline I would need to jump over the moon..."

Sunday Monday

Revenuers will be shot.

Shoot for the moon or die in the vacuum of space

"Today the telephone pole, tomorrow the moon."

'Don't start with that werewolf baloney, Jake...There ain't even a moon out tonight.'

Cowboy to round up cows on the moon.

'Sorry, not tonight: My mum said you can't come over for a sleepover during the full moon anymore...'

"One day we'll all be on the moon... still living with our parents."

"I don't know this one."

Floating away

"They don't care what Folkways is paying. They won't play after the moon sets."

"This is as romantic as when we were young and newly married, don't you think?"

"Okay, this is the last time we go out on a full moon!"

'I had to quit my night job. The boss badgered me so much that I couldn't get any sleep.'

"No you can't take Timmy howling at the moon tonight: It's a school-night!"

Wolf to howling wolf: 'Wow! Great signal! Who's your communications provider?'