Moonshiner Gifts

"Remember, Jackson, them revenuers don't figure us to be pragmatists."

A Good Batch.

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

Did you ever get that feeling in the moonlight?

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

'Oh Ernie, you're a louse, but I love you.'

"Well, who's stupid idea was it to honeymoon on Moonlight bay?!"

Questions

'This should succeed...it's not aimed at anything.'

NASA, 'I thought YOU were bringing a can opener!'

Romantic Moon

"Did the cow that jumped over the moon have NASA funding?"

Elephants are finding it increasingly difficult to find unspoiled places.

"Hello moon, the sun sends his regards."

Hellbillies.

The First Man to Ride the Moon

"I agree teachers are underpaid, however...."

'Give it a rest, Howard. The company will survive for a few days without your shoeshine stand.'

"Today the telephone pole, tomorrow the moon."

"What am I doing? I'm just trying to calculate how big a trampoline I would need to jump over the moon..."

Pentagon Science Contest: 'Captain Eddie helped you with this, didn't he...As long as this secret doesn't fall into the hands of the military.'

Revenuers will be shot.

Sunday Monday

Shoot for the moon or die in the vacuum of space

'Don't start with that werewolf baloney, Jake...There ain't even a moon out tonight.'

"They don't care what Folkways is paying. They won't play after the moon sets."

'I had to quit my night job. The boss badgered me so much that I couldn't get any sleep.'

Floating away

"One day we'll all be on the moon... still living with our parents."

"Okay, this is the last time we go out on a full moon!"

Cowboy to round up cows on the moon.

"This is as romantic as when we were young and newly married, don't you think?"

"I don't know this one."

'Sorry, not tonight: My mum said you can't come over for a sleepover during the full moon anymore...'

"No you can't take Timmy howling at the moon tonight: It's a school-night!"