Smile Shiner T-Shirts

"Switching my toothpaste with daddy's caulk was bad...but my teeth have never looked whiter!"

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

If you're happy and you know it...

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

Lumberjack and tree share a smile.

It took awhile for fred and his new dentures to accept each other.

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

First Violin Recital.

Doctor to smiling patient: 'Good news. Your attitude check came back positive.'

'Your new teeth whitener is keeping me up.'

'Scientists have confirmed that smiling is contagious.'

"Relax, Billy, they're just braces, even I had them when I was your age."

"I had to get braces."

1/2 Full Foundation: Optimists only need apply.

Exploding Face Laughter Strategy

"You've done it, Martin - you've taught him to smile!"

Cheese...Crackers.

"Staying true to our mission, even our security cameras have rose colored lenses."

'Your teeth are straight, it's you head that's crooked.'

'The bartender referred me to a shoe shine boy, and the shoe shine boy referred me to you.'

Friends Yeah!

McHappy

'Business could be better-how about you?'

Big Grin.

"What if we try for a very subtle smile?"

"It's the modern dentist's name for x-rays."

Happy? Tell Your Face.

Things look better through rose-tinted glasses.

'Have you seen pictures of those redwood trees with holes big enough for cars to drive through?'