Smile Shiner T-Shirts

"Switching my toothpaste with daddy's caulk was bad...but my teeth have never looked whiter!"

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

If you're happy and you know it...

Lumberjack and tree share a smile.

It took awhile for fred and his new dentures to accept each other.

First Violin Recital.

This guy is always upbeat and sees the glass as half full. I like riding home like this at the end of the day. It's nice finishing on an optimistic note.

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

Doctor to smiling patient: 'Good news. Your attitude check came back positive.'

'Your new teeth whitener is keeping me up.'

'Scientists have confirmed that smiling is contagious.'

'He's trying to put three kids through college.'

"Relax, Billy, they're just braces, even I had them when I was your age."

"I had to get braces."

1/2 Full Foundation: Optimists only need apply.

Cheese...Crackers.

"You've done it, Martin - you've taught him to smile!"

"Staying true to our mission, even our security cameras have rose colored lenses."

Exploding Face Laughter Strategy

'Your teeth are straight, it's you head that's crooked.'

'The bartender referred me to a shoe shine boy, and the shoe shine boy referred me to you.'

Big Grin.

McHappy

Friends Yeah!

'Business could be better-how about you?'

"It's the modern dentist's name for x-rays."

Happy? Tell Your Face.

"What if we try for a very subtle smile?"

Things look better through rose-tinted glasses.

You're getting a crown for cosmetic purposes. You're not being made the ruler of all us other teeth.