Moon Painters Gifts

Alien Painting Moon

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

Cow jumping over the moonshine.

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

E-Baying @ The Moon

"Have you tried barking at the moon?"

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

The full moon frenzy strikes again."

Water is discovered on the moon....

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

The government is lying to us about life on the moon phobia.

"This connect the dots is taking FOREVER!"

'There's a planet in my book with two moons! Imagine how much howling we could do there!'

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

'Mobile homes aren't allowed here.'

Dog Howling the Moon way

Neil Armstrong readies for the moon landing.

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

I see the Boris moon arising. . .

"I've been working on this project non-stop, twenty four-six!"

'The Werewolf Diet? It's great: you can eat anything you want, but only during the full moon.'

Glimpses One Dollar

Astronomers studying the 26 moons of Uranus...

"If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we admit that the moon landing was a big conspiracy?"

'Yeah, my dad used to howl at the Moon before, but now he struggles to stay awake past sundown...'

'Must be American.'

God creating the galaxy.

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

"Hello job security."

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."