Moon Mystics Gifts

"The moon used to be a ghostly, unreachable companion in the night sky..."

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

'What's most depressing is the realization that everything we believe will be disproved in a few years.'

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

"You're on mute."

'You are being haunted by the spirit of a slimmer, trimmer, you.'

Crystal Ball Plug

When the traditional and contemporary services overlap.

"Master, you have 175,568 unread messages in your inbox."

'Let's have some fun - Let's order from that place that guarantees pizza delivery in thirty minutes!'

"Free why-fi.”

'Glen Hoddle employs faith healer' "Remember the days we only had a magic sponge?"

"Honey! A Jewish starfish!"

"When was your last meta-physical?"

"Where should we target our advertising dollars? "Hold on, I'm checking my website."

Seances of the future

'It must be the altitude -- enlightenment shouldn't give you nosebleeds.'

"Here it comes!"

Visual gag (the real Mona Lisa behind the scenes).

Alien Painting Moon

'When will it be o.k. to feel irrationally exuberant again?'

'Becoming enlightened fifteen minutes before I did doesn't EITHER give you seniority!'

'Forget it - the nearest wi-fi hot spot is in Rangoon.'

'Let's start with the basics. Find the Red Queen!'

"Excuse me, pal, but is this the road less traveled?"

Vision Board: If you're reading this, it's not too late.

'Government regulations are simple and explicit - ONE guru to a mountain top!'

"Do you have anything that will help me get rid of an irritating mantra?"

'I'm bored...'

'... Of course, once you actually achieve enlightenment, it all gets a bit boring.'

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

Skiers

'No, no. That's my old crystal ball. We're going to use my new high-definition model.'

'The secret of life, son, is finding a better hiding place than I did.'