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"Surprisingly, the soil samples provide new evidence for the 'giant ball of cheese' hypothesis."

'Only the surface has been explored - it may still have a green cheese core.'

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Water is discovered on the moon....

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

The full moon frenzy strikes again."

'There's a planet in my book with two moons! Imagine how much howling we could do there!'

'Mobile homes aren't allowed here.'

Dog Howling the Moon way

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

"Not that type of Moon-rock..."

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

"If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we admit that the moon landing was a big conspiracy?"

Glimpses One Dollar

An astronaut finds a dehydrated man on the desert of the moon.

"I'm hoping we might get a crater named after us."

"You have twenty eight days to live."

A full moon

'... And of course, there are the conspiracy theorists who say that it was all a big hoax and I didn't jump over it at all.'

'Well, what kind of turnout did you expect?'

"Papi! There's a lunar eclipse tonight at 2:47 in the morning!"

'And the gold medal goes to...'

Moon Rock.

The Dark Side of the Moon.

"Yes. I'm 100% sure it's your turn for a moonwalk."

"I'm googling which rock to pick."

Cheese Hole

Employment demands

'Those are just phrases your going through.'