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Eclipse...the super lunacy continues...

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

'One eye of newt or two?'

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

Desert Island BBQ

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"I said slime."

Broomstick crash.

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

100% carbon neutral

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"I can't believe he brought her."

"What the hell took so long?"

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

Kiddies Menu for Witches

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

"I just need help getting the pit out."

Water is discovered on the moon....

Rocket and Witch Race

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

The full moon frenzy strikes again."

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

'There's a planet in my book with two moons! Imagine how much howling we could do there!'

I tried working with Houdini, but he wanted me to escape from a straight-jacket before jumping out of the hat...

Juggler and Illusionist

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror