Mooing Over Machines Pillows

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

"Wish granted. A cafeteria."

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

Man with money in hand reads instructions on 'Check prostate' vending machine

Obsolete: Any piece of machinery that you bought last week for $100,000.

Jake wonders if the manufacturer went a little too far with its new earth mover product line.

Toe-Tickling Machine

"Your steak's prepared in the firebox of a 17th century tank engine - unfortunately sir, the chef can't confirm if it has 0-60T wheel arrangement or not."

"... Wine list? No, we don't have a wine list! Perhaps I can get sir something from the vending machine?"

"The AI art generator became self-aware, and now it just procrastinates and questions itself."

We'd like to run a few tests to see how this thing works.

"I was hoping my bonus would be more than a voucher for the vending machine."

Combined Harvester

A cheese grader

"When you're done here can you look at my laptop?"

'On','Off', and 'Maybe' switches.

Dang! They're always out of 'handsome and brilliant neurosurgeon!'

"I find things go around in cycles."

Vending Machine Pig Out.

"I like to reward productive employees. Here's a 50% off voucher for the vending machine."

Far out Man! A pot machine!

Ski Vagaries in Switzerland

"My next car, I want one of those."

Anti-Litter Machine

penguins using a fish vending machine

OUT of ORDER

"Tia Carmen, can I have a few bucks for the vending machines?"

Throw you away

Caffeine-Free Kickstart Vending Machine

Wine Factory

Catching Young Tarpon

'It says, '22,873 tons of bituminous coal, and I think I love you.''

Unnatural Food-nuts and bolts, sale on junk foods, rusty nuts, bolts, and screws.

The Bicycle 'Ghost'