Moo Mourner Pillows

A Cow Funeral.

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"It get it – you're hungry."

Motorherd

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

'Se Non E Vero' Etc.

But MOM! It's no fair being sick on a Saturday! Can't I take a rain check and be sick on Monday?

Cat Lover's Leap.

My Bowl Is Empty.

"You're God-knows-where all day long, then at night you pounce on my head... this is not a relationship."

'At milking time, I just love the soft hands of the new young farm hand: A nice change from old farmer John's...'

Bookshop: Closed, Coming Soon Here Internet Cafe.

"We may be overfeeding the cat."

'Sleeping through Monday is the coward's way out!'

What if cats talked dirty...

'We son't have any goal posts to move...I'm going to need your jackets...'

MAH MOO MAH MAH MOO MOO MOO MOO MAH MOOMAH MOO MAH MAH MOOMAH MOO MOO!

A Conservation Biologist Goes for Therapy

"Tuesday mornings don't get enough respect. They should be hated just as much as Monday mornings."

"God, I hate cows."

"I went so quickly from hating Mondays to hating days."

"He hasn't been the same since his phone died."

'I feel ridiculous!'

Whoa! A Solar eclipse of the Moo, man!

"It's a great property: the highlights are three cat-flaps, two litter trays, two scratch poles and of course, no bath..."

"Alexa, what fresh hell are we in for today?"

"It's Monday."

Muscle Steriods.

'What have I been up to? Oh, a moo-moo here and a moo-moo there.'

"Boy, the cats sure are meowing today."

"The first day back is always the worst."

"We're about to go live. Prepare to mourn in 10. . . 9. . . 8. . ."

'I hate Mondays!'