Moo-dy Relaxer Gifts

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

'A little more relaxant I think, nurse.'

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

"Your blood pressure is too high. Take two of these."

"I can't stop thinking about all those available parking spaces back on West Eighty-fifth Street."

Claude

"Have you ever tried buying lots of stuff?"

'I'm sure looking forward to relaxing when we get to the summit.'

Lazy dog.

If it makes you feel any better, I'm retaining junk food.

Botox!

'What I like about Christmas is that wonderful feeling of freedom when it's all over.'

'How's the executive training program, going?'

'He likes a controlled burst of relaxation in the afternoon.'

His entire life was about balance.

Principal sees a sign on faculty room: Happy Hour 3:00 - 4:30.

"I'm thinking of installing some strobe lights to make it look like he's moving."

"Rough Flight?"

"You never had to learn to relax, did you Fred?"

Legalization of marijuana

He doesn't seem to give a hoot.

'I used to fly south - that was before hot tubs!'

'Christmas TV is repeating on me.'

'Okay, Harold, you've made your point! You can read your newspaper.'

"When he worked in the office, he enjoyed casual Friday."

'Taken out of context'

Cats talking. 'Injure a mouse and set it free, if you can catch it again, it was meant to be.'

"I thought I placed myself on a 'Do not call' list from you people. Well, as long as you're here, can you put Mom on?"

Man and TV have both fallen asleep

'It's your birthday, if you point me in the direction of the kitchen I'll cook dinner, darling.'