Monthly Surprise Gifts

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'

'Now that I have your attention...'

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Soup of the month.

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"Surprise!"

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

The Pill-of-the-Month Club!

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

Civics Class: Mock Election Today. Oh, no --- Another multiple choice test!

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

Sweet surprise.

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

'I made them during the blizzard in January. Whad'ya say we go liven up my sister's pool party?'

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

Employee of the Month

Vegetarian Birthdays.

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

'I gotta bad feeling about this.'

Employee of the month and the prankster of the month.

"We didn't have any whipped cream, so I used foaming hand soap."

A kid is about to be grabbed by an oversized claw.

Gates A-C: Johnson, Davis, Potts, surprise me!

"It's the Chef Surprise."

"Ok, maybe a surprise party wasn't the best idea."

Frankenstein's Monster receiving birthday present.

"No worries. I'm well-prepped and ready for anything they might throw at me."

Surprise Party

'You've got me a puppy for Christmas, haven't you?'

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

"It's a student you taught 20 years ago asking if you'd loan him bail money!"

"Pssst....want three wishes to run up the flagpole?"

'Het Dad, I don't need a bike from Santa anymore. I just found one behind your wardrobe!'