Monster Hunter Humorist Pillows

Scientist seen on loch.

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'The circle is complete!'

'... And this is my cellar.'

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

"Garden variety allergies."

"Call security, Miss Rightman. I have an overwhelming urge to throw good money after bad"

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

Inflatable Duck Boat

Burnout Syndrome...

Spot Quiz....

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

Soccer coach of the year.

"Nasty sunburn."

Book: 'From prey to predator in 30 days.'

"By God, Man! Yes!! This is the stuff we're looking for!"

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

'Now that hunting season is over, I'd suggest separate vacations.'

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

"I'm tired of this full-time job. I want a part-time job."

"Namasteak"

Milkjet Skiing

'Camel'