Monster Hunter Humorist Prints

Scientist seen on loch.

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'The circle is complete!'

'... And this is my cellar.'

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

"Call security, Miss Rightman. I have an overwhelming urge to throw good money after bad"

"Garden variety allergies."

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

Spot Quiz....

Inflatable Duck Boat

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

Burnout Syndrome...

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

"By God, Man! Yes!! This is the stuff we're looking for!"

Book: 'From prey to predator in 30 days.'

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

"Nasty sunburn."

'Now that hunting season is over, I'd suggest separate vacations.'

Soccer coach of the year.

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

"I'm tired of this full-time job. I want a part-time job."

Wall Street...

"Namasteak"

Milkjet Skiing