Money-wise Monitor Pillows

"Our gas bill's been levelled up."

Great Chinese Dynasties

The president's men

'Can he call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

The Shrinking Dollar.

'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'

'The government's right. Not counting, food, clothing, energy, shelter, health care, or transportation, inflation is hardly going up.'

'Uh - oh... this looks like an unfriendly takeover!'

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"It's called American acceptionalism. We grab more and more of the country's wealth and 99% of Americans just continue to accept it."

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

Depressed Businessman at Office Christmas Party.

'You keep outliving your old-age retirement savings!'

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

Money god

Lord Avariss - Captain of Industry

Trickledown economics

'I think you need to reboot your fiscal compass.'

'If I lived there, the first thing I'd do is have my head examined.'

Golden bubbles

"Stocks rose today on news that even higher taxes won't stop the rich from getting richer."

'You wouldn't threaten your bank manager...er...maybe...'

"So, the bills still aren't paid? You've never been good at money management."

Investor alternates between hating and loving gold, depending on the stock market's performance.

'And, lastly, I'd like to thank Chuck for his years of service. He'll be leaving the company next month to spend more time with his cash and cash equivalents.'

'You mean that if one of us came to a sticky end I would receive a hundred thousand?'

'I just want you to know, sir, that I have always been a big fan of your income.'

"Local authorities are always whining on about the cost of 'affordable' housing..."

Fired Big Shots Who's Who.

Financial Prudence disappears.

"Shortly after I realized I had plenty, I realized there was plenty more."

'I want you stop referring to our grant as 'The Big Dipper.''