Money-wise Baby Gifts

'He's showing an interest in banking and finance.'

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

'But Dad, all the other kids get a roth IRA as part of their allowance package.'

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

"I don't have time for piggy banks. Can't I just buy an ATM?"

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

'That's my boy...'

Warren Buffett as a child

'I know about the birds and the bees. Can you tell me about making a bundle trading derivatives?'

'I hardly expected the federal tapering affect my allowance.'

'A 7 load? Do you think I was born yesterday? Oh, wait, I was.'

'Is my allowance an unfunded liability?'

"How do you make any money?"

"Why doesn't the budget ax ever fall in the produce department?"

"We put you through day-care. You're on your own now."

"I checked out how much it would be for hockey, and guess what? The kids are playing pickleball this year!"

Back to school expenses.

"Papi, do we have enough net financial assets to meet essential living expenses for nine months if our source of income disappears?"

"Money from the Tooth Fairy, eh? Don't forget to declare capital gains!"

'Dad, I need to talk to you about my investment portfolio.'

It's been hard to find silver linings in this situation but I was able to buy this boat when my daughter had to switch from a huge to a tiny wedding.

Baby World. Quick, honey, give me your hand - You can feel the wallet kicking!

'I like green tea. It's the color of money.'

'...Now just key in your safety pin number...'

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'I'm only seven years old -- I don't HAVE a credit rating yet!'

Baby buying shares

'I can tell when we're in a recession - my allowance gets cut.'

"Mom, if this is putting a strain on our finances, I could take a year off."

Lemonade and Free Credit Report Stand

'Once they're born they immediately begin to depreciate.'

"I don't want to do something fun for free, I want to do something fun we pay for."

"I got a gold star for having the highest credit score in my class."

'Instead of a birthday card, Dad - Why don't you give me a credit card?'

'He's learning how to maintain a bank account.'