Money Launderer T-Shirts

'We don't have to go on any quiz show. We're millionaires!'

"You're a grown man now, Vincent. Quit bringing me your money to launder."

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

You can breed these if the environment is right.

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

'There's a gentleman out here with $643 million. He would like to discuss a takeover.'

"And they say it's the safest 500-P/E stock out there."

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

"After viewing your current account balance, I think you should read the sign."

'Don't you ever knock?'

'There are articles all over the press about how stress can kill you!'

'We're seeking a safe tax haven for our investments.'

"I LOVE you more than old people love to pay for everything in exact change."

"I don't seem to be able to sniff out money like I used to."

"I see your point, but wouldn't it be more fun to spend it while I'm young enough to enjoy it?"

"And you call yourself a socially-responsible investment portfolio!"

Man chasing money

"Of course there's emotion in business. Has your heart never skipped a beat at the sight of a long string of zeros after a seven."

"More important than money?! There's only one thing more important than money and that's more money!"

Professional football.

Rolling Over a Pension.

"You wouldn't dare say that to me if my accountant were here."

'Enough about your losing portfolio. Let me tell you about my vacation home in the Hamptons...'

Man chasing a dollar off a cliff

'Today, interest rates rose on news that general fear is up, so why not raise interests rates too?'

"You must be here for my seminar, 'The Cathedral of Profit'."

One day, John found out that not only he could understand animals but his money, too.

'Everyone is so health conscious...But what good is health? It can't buy you money!'

'We need to protect ourselves from government surveillance.'

The Tooth Accountant

Stockopolis.

Bank robber to teller after robbery: 'Now, I'd like to talk to you about opening a savings account.'

'Gives me a lift.'

Running After Cash