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'We need to protect ourselves from government surveillance.'

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

"Well, it looks like the merger is off."

"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?"

"It's Swamp & Swallow - they're making an offer we can't refuse!"

"I see we're going up against the Big Guys."

"On a positive note, he's not our boss. He's the guy who stole our boss's identity."

Fish and color

'Uh - oh... this looks like an unfriendly takeover!'

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

"Cheer up, if this carries on we could become a very attractive takeover target.

'I understand they specialize in acquisitions.'

"So far it doesn't look like a hostile takeover."

"I believe he was the victim of a hostile takeover."

'Sorry, J.B., but I never merge after a first meeting.'

Cafe investors: I'd like your support in acquiring the lemonade stand down the street. By cutting redundant labor, marketing and technology. I place our annual savings at $17 billion. The phone company investors bought it. Can monkey lick your head?

'I believe in aggressive mergers, Celia.'

"This is a big seller, and we get them cheap...from China."

"I gotta admit, he's one hell of a negotiator."

"Just as I feared. Tariffs."

'It's okay if don't want to give us control of your company. We're perfectly capable of living with incredible disappointment.'

'A hostile takeover just wasn't feasible, so we agreed to a hostile merger.'

Tata: Goodbuy or Goodbye?

Quiet Please: Merger In Progress

"I was able to negotiate it from a hostile takeover to an uneasy alliance."

'High five Sir? We usually seal the deal with a handshake.'

'You may have three mergers.'

Okay, let's see...who's on tap to update our progress with that hostile takeover?

Made in China.

'No hostile takeover bids beyond this point.'

"Get him to make an offer first..."

'The Final Merger'

Jaws 3 - The Litigation

'My final offer.'

'How are you at takeovers?'